“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”